Collecting Mail Paraphernalia T-Shirts

Amazingly Inexpensive Courier Service, When You Absolutely, Positively Don't Need It.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

The Pencil and Sharpener

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

'Here's the junk mail.'

"You make a great point."

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Pens with legs

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Reading the love-letter

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Nobody likes me. I guess I just rub people the wrong way."

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'