Collecting Mail Paraphernalia Prints

Amazingly Inexpensive Courier Service, When You Absolutely, Positively Don't Need It.

King Arthur on the lake trying to open letters when the lady of the lake offers a letter opener.

"'Original' to 'Carbon-Paper': Do you copy?"

The Pencil and Sharpener

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

Biro Diversity

"Who's the new guy that keeps nibbling on my neck?"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

Harvesting the folder crop in Manila

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

"I don't think my parents have a lot of confidence in me."

"It's PENCILvania!!!"

'Here's the junk mail.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"You make a great point."

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

'My advice; forget the elephant in the room - focus on the Quad Demy.'

Reading the love-letter

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Pens with legs

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'Back in '83 I painted my entire den white with those little bottles of correction fluid. That was the golden age of office supply pilfering.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Dip Pen and Grindstone

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Nobody likes me. I guess I just rub people the wrong way."

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."