Musical Mailbox Collector Pillows

Harmonious neighborhood: 'Baritone, Soprano, Tenor and Bass'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Music & Gym'

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

The birth of junk mail.

Musical Pipe

Gramaphone Man.

"You get one every time you order something online."

'Here's the junk mail.'

Music Freak.

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

Musician

You've Got Mail

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

His master's voice

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail