Musical Mailbox Collector Pillows

Harmonious neighborhood: 'Baritone, Soprano, Tenor and Bass'

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

Liam Gallagher.

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Jimi Hendrix.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Greatest hits, Greatest Misses.

"I'm away from my desk right now..."

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"What are you doing?"

The birth of junk mail.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

Beatlemania: Open 24/8

'Howard can't come to the phone now. He's standing by for a major concert announcement.'

Pub. This is John. He also loves obscure bands until they're popular then hates them. The Druidiots. Luckies. 50 ale.

Robert Drake

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Gramaphone Man.

Musical Pipe

You've Got Mail

"You get one every time you order something online."

'If you've brought us gifts we don't want any more Des O'Connor records!'

'Here's the junk mail.'

Music Freak.

Musician

"The Who used to smash up their instruments after their shows — have you ever considered that?"

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

You're supposed to come out. Cat-in-a-Box!

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'