Music Note Collector Pillows

Musician

Jazz is Invented

Six jazz instruments.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Musical Web

God's Sticky Notes

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

'Music & Gym'

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Gramaphone Man.

Musical Pipe

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Imagine Dragons

Piano Prompt

Musical Note Nail

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

His master's voice

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'