Music Note Collector Mugs

Musician

Jazz is Invented

'Remember the...um...the...uh...oh, yeah...remember the Alamo!'

Six jazz instruments.

Liam Gallagher.

"Folks, if you look out of your window at those clouds below, you'll have a nice view of the Grateful Dead dancing bears."

Jason and the Aga notes,

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Musical Web

'It's one of the candidates for baptism. Wants to know if he can hold the hand that shook Elvis's hand above the water.'

"What are you doing?"

God's Sticky Notes

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

What the patient heard and what the doctor meant to convey.

"I'm sorry, but your child just isn't very sharp. But don't worry. It's perfectly natural."

Viola, cello, 1st violin and 2nd violin vending machine.

Tiny jazz musicians play large drum and bass.

'Music & Gym'

"Queen begins with Q, it should be precisely here."

Robert Drake

",,,and what's more Pearson, it hasn�t gone unnoticed that you're not meeting deadlines"

"I don't want to play for the audience. I want to play for the fans."

Musical Pipe

A saxophone player reads music that says, 'Dade, dade, dade, dade, dade, deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee' with the eeeeeeees falling off the music stand onto the floor.

Gramaphone Man.

Piano Prompt

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

Musical Note Nail

Imagine Dragons

"I haven't been here that long—I'm just a huge ZZ Top fan."

"What the hell's going on here ... ?"

'I offer a service to combat your employees' afternoon drowsiness.'

His master's voice

'This is Ian, my new boyfriend. Did I mention he was a record holder?'

"Here's the deal. I'll stop playing my bagpipes when you stop playing your banjo."