Junk Collectors Pillows

'So much for clearing out the shed - turns out it was only all the junk holding it up.'

Man from refuse department says: 'We'll send you a new wheelie bin, Mrs Trubshaw, there's really no need to 'orchestrate a mass Twitter campaign'.'

'You've been pre-approved for another credit card.'

A hard green shell on the outside doesn't always mean it's chocolaty on the inside.

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

"Occupant, apartment 5C: Congratulations—you may already have won the all-electric Colonial split-level house of your dreams...."

Junk Science. (Scientist sits in lawn chair just outside of junk yard.)

It's so cute when she dresses up in your old shells.

The traveling Yard Sale.

'There are five of ua, a high wall with razor wire: It must be something really valuable or secret we're guarding...'

'True, I don't know a lot about art, but junk, I know!'

'Where is the rest of your inventory? Why isn't there a price tag on this one? Just what kind of rug store is this anyway?'

Al's Junk: Now selling Russian Govt. Bonds!

'Oh, how utterly romantic! A hunter rug in front of the fireplace!'

"Personally, I think the world would be a safer place if everybody owned a rock."

'I gotta be honest with you. . . I wouldn't be in business if it weren't for smart folks like you who can't pass up a bargain on stuff they don't need.'

Plogging Marathon

We live in a cancel culture? Somebody needs to tell this magazine's subscription department.

"One day Son all this will be yours."

Tortoise Mobile Home Sale.

'Another mirage! First the bin lorry, and now this.'

Anti-Litter Machine

'Just checking Sid - Are England flags Grey bin or Green bin?'

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

"Someday, Son, this unnecessary and outdated stuff will all be yours."

"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"

Instant winner trash can

Welcome to the Museum of One's Kitchen

"Excellent company car. Especially if you work from home."

Binman says to woman with bag of clother: 'No, I'm afraid there isn't a specific bin for 'stuff that's, like, SO last week.''

Throwing away your brain