Trash Collector Pillows

Brazillian Waxing Salon.

Trash Collector approaches the monster underground.

Vlad The Impaler's Descendants,

"A bottle in the organs' bin? How many times do I have to tell you people: sort your recyclables?"

Instant winner trash can

Trash man getting close to underground monster.

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'Huh! There goes Sunday lunch!'

'What's the best job to have when the economy is bad?'

'Bob's 'old school'.'

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"Oh, don't mind that, it's just my body of unseen work."

Utility Chic.

"Well, you know what they say —'The water's always bluer on the other side of the trash fence.'"

'Then a window popped up and asked, 'Are you sure you want to empty trash?' I shouldn't have clicked 'okeydokey.''

Buy Back the Junk We Bought at Your Garage Sale

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"You put your family in with the aluminum cans again, Mrs. Price."

"You know, turning a hobby into a job kinda takes all the fun out of it."

'I found this copy of 'Atlas Shrugged' under his mattress!'

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

'One day son, all this will be collected.'

Typical...You don't see one for weeks then they all arrive together.'

'Look dear - the first skip of spring...'

"Which free tote goes best?"

"This isn't for me - it's for the economy."

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"I stopped recycling after my garbage guy slipped me the number of the nearest AA branch."

'Oh, you nut! I thought we agreed we weren't going to make a big fuss over birthdays anymore.'

'What training do I get?'

'Jack's wife left him for the dustman.'

The traveling Yard Sale.

"Come on, Baldo...get up. It's twenty to eleven."

"He thinks he's located a World War I torpedo boat. What's exciting at your house?"

'Oh yeah! I guess you think your barge doesn't stink.'