Collecting Mail Gifts

'Would we like to join the Class Action Lawsuit-of-the-Month Club?'

'Congratulations! You have won a new car in our Super Sweepstakes contest. Please send us the $25,000 processing fee to collect your free prize...'

'By opening this envelope, and taking out this letter you have voluntarily agreed to buy product...'

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'It's a chain letter - just ignore it.'

3 mail boxes: Local, Out of Town, Errmail.

Letters and Bills.

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

"Every time that I get my grandmother's mail, she always says: 'The envelope, please!' I've got to stop calling her 'Grammy'."

You are already a loser.

'Look! The post is getting back to normal.'

''You may already have won the war....''

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'A good day! Two letters for me and a sample of 'Seafood Gourmet Delight' for you.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Bill, bill, letter bomb, credit card offer, bill...'

The world's first mail piece delivered to the world's first address.

His and Hers Mailbox.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

Grace For Flies

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

Director/Action Man toy.

Packaging Russian Dolls