Collecting Mail Gifts

'Would we like to join the Class Action Lawsuit-of-the-Month Club?'

'Congratulations! You have won a new car in our Super Sweepstakes contest. Please send us the $25,000 processing fee to collect your free prize...'

'By opening this envelope, and taking out this letter you have voluntarily agreed to buy product...'

'It did say on the parcel, 'please do not bend'!'

'It's a chain letter - just ignore it.'

3 mail boxes: Local, Out of Town, Errmail.

Letters and Bills.

"The city provides larger mailboxes to accommodate all the junk mail we get. How about just getting rid of the junk mail companies?"

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

You are already a loser.

'Look! The post is getting back to normal.'

''You may already have won the war....''

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'A good day! Two letters for me and a sample of 'Seafood Gourmet Delight' for you.'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Bill, bill, letter bomb, credit card offer, bill...'

The world's first mail piece delivered to the world's first address.

His and Hers Mailbox.

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"Ironically, this is the living room."

Larry's used art

Skipping Horse

"These aren’t the droids you’re looking for."

Grace For Flies

James Bond in a Snow Globe

International Women's Day

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

'...I already have 26 cats, why not 27...'

"You're very interesting, for a civilian."

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Director/Action Man toy.

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."