Letter Collecting Gifts

'I've found that snail mail, along with poor penmanship, is the best formula for secure mail.'

'I reckon she's gonna miss you when you're on holiday next week!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

"Beware of God"

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

'So who's smoking?'

Deer Cross Dressing.

The birth of junk mail.

'Here's the junk mail.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

Reading the love-letter

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

Recycling Post.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

'Not more junk mail!'

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).

'Nobody reads anymore.'