Letter Collecting Gifts

'I've found that snail mail, along with poor penmanship, is the best formula for secure mail.'

'I reckon she's gonna miss you when you're on holiday next week!'

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

Letter Collecting Nerd

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

"Beware of God"

The birth of junk mail.

'So who's smoking?'

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

Deer Cross Dressing.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

'Here's the junk mail.'

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

Reading the love-letter

Dogs Home: Beware of the Human

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Carrier Pigeons

Early Literary Letters - Philip Larkin.

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

''Return to Sender'...? Dang! - I brought the wrong ENVELOPE!'

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

'Beware of Dog' sign next to accordion-playing canine.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Not more junk mail!'

Recycling Post.

Obvious Health and Safety Signpost.

"Oh I'm sure it was just an accident I wasn't invited – not some vast conspiracy."

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Department of Health and Safety: Knock (but not too loudly or you may suffer knuckle bruising) And Enter (Beware of tripping over the fireproof carpet).