Package Collector Gifts

"And no matter how many times they got it redelivered they were never home to receive the package."

"Look! It's everything we forgot we ordered online!"

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

"It's not exactly shopping. Many companies have my profile, they send me stuff they know I'll like and they bill me for it."

Shopaholic 2011.

"Instead of ordering something every day, I ordered it all at one time. I feel less guilty that way."

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

Handbag store - "Perfect."

"My online account predicts the things I should own, then buys them with my credit card. It�s very convenient, but I do now need to move to a larger house."

'Will you lot come out! - the new kit's not that bad!'

'It's genuine 17th century satsuma - and the pair would have been worth ?14,000.'

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Same Day Delivery: "I wish!"

'Heirloom Tiffany Lamp Delivery. I Brake for Everything.'

"Number 2. Step forward please."

His cubicle had come to be known as 'Teddy Bear Heaven'.

'... Going once...going twice...aaaand--sold! To the gentleman in the front row for a thousand words.'

'...So you claim this is genuine Rembrandt?'

Utility Chic.

"Twenty-five thousand, do I hear thirty thousand? Let me remind you all - this is the last Thin Mint cookie in the sleeve..."

"Fetch, Ernie, fetch!"

Woman is surrounding by penguins and can't reach her camera

"I wonder what this was for."

"Don't put that on. You're wearing this shirt today."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"I'm sorry, I can't assist with this request."

"It's a flip phone. I guess we can document this as an ancient, archaeological discovery."

"Most of my consumerism is self-taught."

"You get one every time you order something online."

This is not what I had in mind when I joined the Council!

'How old is this vase?'

Antique Selfie

The evolution of a woman's purse.

"I never expected you to pay through the nose."