Parcel Collecting Gifts

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Here's the junk mail.'

'Special Delivery!'

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Carrier Pigeons

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

Recycling Post.

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

Vampire mailman.

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

'Did the mail come?'

Racers' Gate.

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

'Just because!'

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'