Parcel Collecting Pillows

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

The birth of junk mail.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Here's the junk mail.'

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Special Delivery!'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

"Oh, the usual bills and a friendly reminder from Satan that there's a special place in Hell reserved just for us, but only if we ACT NOW, blah, blah, blah."

Recycling Post.

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

Santa carrying a sack full of mail

"The worst thing about hibernation ... the junk mail!"

Vampire mailman.

"I'm delighted to report that Buck had a breakthrough and has identified the origins of his mailperson issues."

'Just because!'

"I'm addicted to online shoppin. It's so bad that I have a hallway full of unopened parcels."

'Man i'm getting FED UP with all this junk male!!'

'..A new method of extracting money from purses.'

'Did the mail come?'

Racers' Gate.

'The mail is here and it looks like the opticians have written to us.'

"Would you like to squiggle here something that no-one in a MILLION years would be able to read!"

'Can you walk me through this 'snail mail' stuff?'