Collecting Deliveries Pillows

"I guess we'll know ol' Mr. Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

(Visual gag) Wellard's annual BIG HANDBAG SALE!! A woman is dragging a huge bag out from a bag shop

Goldilocks and the seventeen black shoulder bags

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

I wouldn't mind so much, but it's all junk mail.

Mail Pattern Baldness - A man with a bald patch in the form of a mailing envelope.

North Pole twinned with Amazon

"Anything for me?"

'Your luggage went to Bosnia-Herzegovina, sir, and I'm afraid they're holding it for ransom.'

The birth of junk mail.

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

A day at the FULL CIRCLE RANCH

'Here's the junk mail.'

The Island Of Lost Luggage.

Side Effects

Clerk: 'Boy that Delivery guy sure has a THICK accent!'

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"Careful, kiddo. A lot a junk mail looks first class."

"Do you have experience delivering anything other than eggs?"

"Ha! Hey, Ralph, this says it's to go to Sea-Park, but it's the wrong address. Weird, huh? Ralph!"

"Ordered fifty-eight days ago and it's here already!"

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

'Say, you've been working out!' A Weiner dog bites mail carrier on the butt.

"Everyone's waiting to have babies, so I had to pick up a side gig."

Transplant delivery

'Whoa! A classic case of mailbox catalog overload blowout!'

'Have you any idea what speed you were doing, sir?'

You are going to meet a tall, dark, handsome stranger...bringing your post.

Recycling Post.

'Bills, Bills, Bills!'

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

Vampire mailman.