Package Lover Gifts

"It's a new service from Amazon. It sends you something every day and if you don't like it you just send it back."

"Online shopping saves me time, so I can work more to earn more to have the money to buy more stuff online..."

'I wouldn't say this wine's name is long, but it's continued on the bottle next to it.'

Let's get organized

Packaging Russian Dolls

'What's with the overnight bag, Orville?'

"By labeling it, I control it."

Letter Collecting Nerd

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

King Kongs first christmas

"Sure, shopping online is faster and cheaper, but there's something almost sensuous about carrying an armload of packages!"

Fragile stamper.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

Airport

'For my latest line, I bought clothes at Target and then changed the label,'

"This trip, we'd like to go everywhere our luggage goes."

"I'm not going to do any work...cos it's my birthday!"

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"Sorry, sir. The baggage must match the passenger."

"How's my tripping you up?"

Woman goes to Origami Airport.

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

An argument between a passenger and a train porter.

It bag and no knickers!

'Hey! This box of 'made in America' stickers has a sticker on it that says 'made in Taiwan'.'

"...This is the only way I can get though college!"

'Arrivals and Departures - this railroad governed by Heisenberg's uncertainty principle'

Have a nice day, if you are already having a nice day please disregard this notice. (reading letter at mailbox)

"If my mother and father had wanted to see Yves Saint Laurent's initials on my possessions, one supposes they would have named me Yves Saint Laurent."

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

'Special Delivery!'

'No, the sign's not wrong. Most of our guests like to party all night.'

In 5 Years...

'Ruddy european labelling legislation'