Mystery Parcel Lover Gifts

'I have no idea what it is, but 2357 customers bought this on Amazon.'

"You can use the alphabet to text. You can use the alphabet to tweet. Why can't you use the alphabet to spell?"

'I chose my field on what would put the most impressive initials after my name.'

Santa called but you were out!

Don't tell me fibs! I know ou wrote to the Corinthians, and ya wrote to the Romans, bnot to mention to Galatians, but do you write to your mother?

"I won the spelling bee because Eddie Scott invented three letters."

Reading: Phonics. Using phonics, you learn to read by the sounds of letters. Any questions? Yes. Why does "phonics" begin with "p-h" and not with "f"?

"Wallace couldn't come, but I brought some of his fussy prose."

'Should I call the auto club of the coast guard?'

Writer breaks in new electric typewriter.

Literary rain

Postman walking away from mailbox after putting mail in. Sounds of it eating can be heard.

'Sorry.. I don't date lower-case types.'

Yeah? Delivery! Come on up!

I ONIC. F. E. That group will be very different depending upon whether a "C" or "R" joins them in that second spot.

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N. The alphabet invention is great. We should copyright it!

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

'Dang it, nothing but junk mail'

"They published my letter about recycling newspapers."

'Special Delivery!'

No Shoes, No Service.

"Dear Grandma, Mom told me I should write you a letter cause you don’t have a computer or cel phone like regular people. Dad said, Old people like getting letters in the mail. All this is making me so sad. Thanks a lot Grandma! I miss you. ❤️ Sofi"

Astronaut startled by post delivered to spaceship.

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

"The good news is, the children in the district have strong writing skills. The bad news is, we have sustained a letter-writing campaign from the third grade."

Cat Delivery

'Then in the next round, I said to Carol, vowel, consonant, vowel, consonant...'

'The hair-raising twists and turns, the mystery, numbing assault on the mind...THAT'S why I love tax law!'

"Mum, the school has signed up for a skunk-outreach initiative, but don't worry, it's only a penpal programme. . ."

'No dear, there's no post - only junk mail.'

Caution Fragile

Post Office. Frank you forgot to seal your envelope. The other "zip code."

Duck writing love letter to hunter

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

'It's unto thee.'