Postal Puzzles Lover Gifts

Absentee ballot.

Can You Spot the Differences?

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

'No, really, go ahead. You know me - I'm all about the journey, not the food pellet!'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

You've Got Mail

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"Don't feel bad, my mail server goes down sometimes, too."

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Envelopes.

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

'Sure I can do same day service.'

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

Insufficient Postage

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Royal Mail Privatisation

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Airmail box.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

'You can close rural Post Offices on-line now.'

'It's THEM!'

If Ben Franklin Still Ran the Post Office.