Postal Anecdote Lover Gifts

'Would you please stamp it 'Fragile' and tape this St. Christopher's medal to it?'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

'Sir, will that be business or first class?'

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

Seinfeld: The Early Years.

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

You've got snail.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

You've Got Mail

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

A man stands before a post box with no slot to put his letter

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

'Would you believe that somebody asked me to deliver their mail yesterday Where did that come from'

Envelopes.

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

Insufficient Postage

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Royal Mail Privatisation

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

Airmail box.

US POSTAL SERVICE

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Racers' Gate.

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'