Postal Anecdote Lover Pillows

'Would you please stamp it 'Fragile' and tape this St. Christopher's medal to it?'

"Cards to remind people that you still haven’t gotten a thank you note from them"

"I see you mister mail carrier... that's it, just keep walking... don't even think abo—did you just look at my house?! Are you looking for trouble? Cujo ain't got #!@* on me."

'Grrrr....'

You've Got Mail

"I've been a postie for 20 years. . ."

Post Office: Why Not E-Mail It?

You've got snail.

Inuit post arriving by parachute.

"'Scuse me, Guv. . . Is this 2B or not 2B?"

"We live so far away that the postman posts our mail to us."

Envelopes.

U. S. MAIL, 'Daddy's home!'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

"If it makes you feel any better, I'm pretty sure you're single-handedly keeping the U.S. postal service in business."

'Sure I can do same day service.'

Insufficient Postage

Royal Mail Privatisation

"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."

'We'll email the new offer just to make sure you get it.'

Postman delivering post

The Malebox - beer literature much appreciated by the MALEbox.

Racers' Gate.

If the world is getting smaller, how come the postal rates keep going up?

US POSTAL SERVICE

Postman frying a parcel marked 'handle like eggs'.

Passengers in the window of an envelope are lead by a pilot in the stamp.

'He saved stamps for thirty years, then one day he was in the mail and gone.'

Airmail box.

'No, I mean, what's a 'letter'?'

We lose a lot of packages -- what makes yours so special?

Shakespeare's Postman: An unwitting source of Inspiration: "2b or not 2b?"