Package Enthusiast Gifts

Mail and Air Mail Boxes.

"I guess we'll know Ol' Mister Willis is dead when the Amazon packages stop arriving."

Rush Deliver by Dec. 24. Seriously, the fact that they could be tracking us online as we speak creeps me out!

"As a matter of fact - We do offer free shipping."

'Special Delivery!'

'Oh, yeah that - I'm in the mail order business.'

'Part of the fun of ordering over the internet is getting to see that cute overnight delivery man.'

'I've joined the 'Cheque-book-of-the-Month Club!'

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"

"It never ceases to amaze me how many things you'd prefer to have instead of money."

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

"Stock options for your thoughts."

Packaging Russian Dolls

Welcome to the Team

Letter Collecting Nerd

Fragile stamper.

"You shouldn't have stopped to go to the bathroom, sir - you were late claiming your luggage, so we raffled it off."

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

"The Box is bigger, the contents smaller, increased the price and called it improved."

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

It sounds like you have a lot of baggage. Yes, but it's all Louis Vuitton! Menu.

'Next day to the coast! You must be nuts!'

Captain Pointy No.21 - Hate mail

'Hey, isn't that that bloke off the telly?'

'Next time I insist on flying first class!'

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

U. S. POST OFFICE, ''Fragile'? Yeah, yeah, pal -- they're all fragile.'

All gates.

'Fred, your super jumbo spool of fishing line just arrived.'

'Oh, we have an excellent benefits package †major medical, dental plan, vacation, retirement, nude encounter sessions....'

'Pack this yourself, Miss?' (Nelly the elephant at customs).

"I would have left a long time ago, but I could never find luggage I really liked."

Football players with The Frilly Knicker Shop on their shirts, "I wish we could change our sponsor"