Packaging Aficionado Gifts

'Just wait! Someday you'll be old and corrugated!'

Packaging Russian Dolls

Letter Collecting Nerd

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.

CASA DE JOY PREMIUM TEQUILA STONE BISSETT DISTILLERY CONT. NET.1000 ML 40% ALC Vol.

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Online Sales Company. I'm excited about the company Olympics. I hear supervisors will be in the decathlon because they're used to multitasking. The people making express deliveries will be in the sprints. Of course the people who package orders will be boxing. What about tennis? Those are the folks who handle returns.

The packaging's becoming excessive.

'Special Delivery!'

"Well done, another winner, Haskins."

"I don't think you understand how stressful jobs like mine are.. do you realise I'm responsible for the entire cat litter packaging programme in this area."

Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

Too much packaging

'Thrower here has always been one to push the envelope.'

"...you came up with a milk carton that nobody can open."

"This banana I bought yesterday, when I peeled it it was empty!"

"Wait a minute, that's my bar code" Product Identity Theft

'I know how you love empty boxes.'

'We'll need a different package. It deems the new preservative dissolves cardboard.'

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

'Hello, Al's Office Supply? While I admire your gumption, I'm afraid these offering envelopes are too big.'

Insta-Cat - Mailing a letter, I see.

McDonald's Wraps Burgers in Grass Paper

"Yes, I do all my shopping online. How did you know?"

Market. I'm waiting for the day when cereal boxes come in four sizes: Large, giant, colossal and full.

"I was at home all day yesterday so when do I want you to re-deliver? Yesterday!"

"That's the diet version. The packaging is so tough, you work up a sweat just opening it."

Excess Baggage: Perhaps you should have washed those clothes before returning home form your overseas vacation.

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

'Right here on the box...'self adhesive envelopes'.'

Glop With Packaging

"My new recycling bin from Amazon is not big enough for the packaging it came in."

"How do we know the label isn't on upside down?"

"These kitchen shears are great for cutting plastic packaging. . . like the packaging they come in."