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Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

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Amazon Prime Day ~ The Aftermath

'The question: was it packed with bubble wrap? Or styrofoam peanuts?'

'Looks like they became extinct after developing food and medicine packaging they were unable to open.'

"Of course it's in its original packaging. I'm returning it because it's impossible to open!"

"I'm going to bombard you with graphs until you agree with me."

"I was hoping this presentation would be more interesting upside down."

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Any questions?"

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'It appears the 'What?'s have it.'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Peterson proposes we move out of the mountains."

'Ted, I really wish you'd update your presentation software so we could do away with the 3-D glasses.'

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

The Importance of Planning Thoroughly in Advance

"Good invisible exports figures this quarter, sir."

"I'll be glad when they invent PowerPoint."

Hanging off every word...

Fragile stamper.

'This prediction has a margin of error of plus or minus fifteen...fifteen class-action suits brought against the company.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'Can't he ever use a different kind of chart?'

'At this juncture in my presentation, I'd like to dispense with the illusion of coherence.'

"In response to your request for better communications, I'm going to increase my lengthy explanation by 50%."

Presentation Skills: 1. Be Prepared.

"I can't tell you how it ended. That would ruin the sequel."

Man and woman buying furniture.

"May I recommend our Seared Filet with Lobster Cream Sauce? It's very photogenic."

'And in conclusion, perhaps a change of business model is in order.'