Packing Perfectionist Gifts

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"Now how am I supposed to squeeze all my stuff in the little space you've left me?"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Excess Baggage: Many couples pack for trips in totally different ways.

"I'm not overpacked... I'm prepared!"

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

'What a shame, Madam, you'd packed it so beautifully!'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Excess Baggage: You wonder where folks are traveling to that they need all that luggage...

"When they say you can take bags that fit in the cabin I think they mean the lockers, not the WHOLE cabin."

When molecular biologists travel

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tick, tock-tock, tickety-tick tock ….

'What was all that swerving at the cat walk?'

"Gals, you know I hate being the center of attention, so for the next 45 minutes I am going to monologue about all the minute details of my wedding planning."

Heading off with a packed bag

Fragile stamper.

"I think you might need to start again."

Bumper stickers: 'Keep on Truckin''; 'Keep on Trunkin''.

"We find it as long as you manage the inputs, the outputs will look after themselves."

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"I think we should try something a little simpler."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'The project is a little behind schedule. It was proactive, now it's retroactive.'

'Then it's settled. We'll make 7 million with blue handles, 5 million with red handles, 4 million with purple handles and 2 million with green handles.'

Man and woman buying furniture.

Luggage Mom

Nice park. . .

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"I'm afriad we had to cancel the 'perfect planning ' seminar. We forgot to book the hotel until it was to late and the speaker we hoped to use died in 1958."

'Daft title. How could you have 'backward' planning?'