Packing Guru Gifts

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Welcome to the Team

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

'She's so put together!'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

A women in a shoeshop.

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Absolutely not!"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

Keeping warm.

Sport Utility Boot.

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

Heading off with a packed bag

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'