Packing Guru Pillows

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

CLOTHES-HORSES OF THE ART SCENE

Handbag store - "Perfect."

'We live in difficult times. These underwear don't help one bit.'

Welcome to the Team

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

'She's so put together!'

A women in a shoeshop.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

'Good news - basic black is being shown this season.'

"Most of these pelts were suicides."

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

Sport Utility Boot.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"Absolutely not!"

'It finally took me thirty years, but I finally have one of every 3-D comic book ever made'

Fisherman Evolution: They have evolved over the years with three distinct species...the largest of these is the coarse fisherman.

Keeping warm.

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."

"You look great. One problem though: I'm the one who goes to work."

At the suit makers

'Do you like my little black number?'

Mr Metrosexual.

"Diamonds are so three billion years ago..."

Heading off with a packed bag

'This is our bestselling power tie. Just put it on and clap twice.'

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Helmet, check. Harness, check. Knee and elbow pads, check. You may now push the swing."

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'Trust me, it's very proper to mix stripes.'