Packing Expert Pillows

Heading off with a packed bag

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Welcome to the Team

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Luggage Mom

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

Up your end.

'Men pack. Women move.'

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'Men will never understand.'

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Holiday Luggage