Packing Expert T-Shirts

Heading off with a packed bag

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Welcome to the Team

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

"If the economy's ground to a halt, we can help by carrying on shopping."

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

"Wow - Heavy, man"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"Knapsack? It's a solar-powered, bluetooth, Wi-Fi, self-charging, two shoulder GenPak with smartphone charger and GPS."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'It's not for homework. It's for traction.'

Bug Spray/Sun Screen

Luggage Mom

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Men will never understand.'

"Before we take you up to the ship, we need to examine the contents of your bag."

Up your end.

"Aren't you going to ask me if I've forgotten anything?"

Holiday Luggage

"I've scanned all our clothes into our computer and emailed them to the hotel we'll be staying at."