Packing Wizard T-Shirts

Airport Security. It takes longer getting through security, but by wearing all my clothes, I don't have to pay to check a bag!

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

Welcome to the Team

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

Heading off with a packed bag

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

Optical Illusion Supply Company.

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Now there's a real pro! He can even nail while power napping.'

Luggage Mom

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

"That could've been ours. But noooo...You and your DIY."

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'Men will never understand.'

'McWit, did you forget to pay the gravity bill this month again?'

Up your end.

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.

'Men pack. Women move.'