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"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

"What already?"

'I'd say your caravan's a tad overloaded, sir.'

"No luggage to check - I just have this carry on."

"First aid box, puncture repair kit, mobile phone, energy bars and plenty of liquids; I think that's all eventualities covered..."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

Man packing suitcase with French vocabulary

"This bag is carry-on, and this one is kick-drop-throw-and-pile-on."

Mrs Howell packs 200 changes of clothing for a 3-hour tour.

"Let's see, I make it four suitcases, a rolling bag, and a tote bag... You sure that's enough for our two day trip?"

'I thought this was supposed to be a holiday.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

Heading off with a packed bag

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"Honey, can you read through our list and let me know if I forgot anything?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Excess Baggage: Before starting your rental car, be sure the radio is turned all the way down.

"I love your work!"

"If your luggage is in your clothes it doesn't count!"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Luggage Mom

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'We must have everything... this is all that's left!'

A tourist struggling with loads of luggage

Engineer on the move.

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

'HA! This time, I thought of my passport! It's right here, in my jackets' inside-pocket!'

Shrimpsea welcomes car-full drivers.

"I'd pack light if it wasn't for the shoes."

"How can we get away from it all if you're bringing it all with you?"

'I think you might've over-packed. We'll only be gone for an hour.'

Sales Research shows it's too big for them to carry home, sir.

Excess Baggage: The younger the traveler, the greater the amount of luggage required.

'Men pack. Women move.'

'Men will never understand.'