Construction Prodigy T-Shirts

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'You could do that.' I did

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I love your work!"

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Viola player coming through!"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

"I tested very high in playing."

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Building a company.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"I'd like one of your bucket and spade holidays."

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."