Construction Prodigy T-Shirts

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'You could do that.' I did

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"Hey, I just consider myself very fortunate to be getting paid for something I'd be doing anyway."

"I love your work!"

"I don't need a lecture Dad, I know all I need to know from the online tutorials of @DamKing61, @HotDam72 and @DamEasy27. . ."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Viola player coming through!"

"This is what happens when you award the contract to the cheapest tender...."

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

"I tested very high in playing."

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

Building a company.

Cutaway view of house undergoing renovation

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

'My building inspector just doesn't understand me.'

Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.

'I think this is deep enough for the foundations!'

Engineer on the move.

Meow Power Demolition team.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'Uh oh. I can see another few hundred will be added to your bid.'

'Oh no. Another major code violation decision.'

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Guess they're still fixing the street.'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.