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'You should have called me sooner.'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"I sensed you needed my help. I’m Saint &@!#%&!!, the patron saint of cursing."

Could you send a plumber out? I think the washers have gone!

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Toothless Rocker, "Oi, play the guitar with your own teeth !"

"I take it the toilet is fixed?"

"I love your work!"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

' ... and this is the half bath.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

Engineer on the move.

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'No it's still not fixed'

"I guess it's too late to warn you that I turned off the hot water."

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

A sudden draft. The moment he first felt comfortable calling himself a plumber.

'My phone's been tapped!'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"Excuse me Mr. Plumber, my son just called, please be careful not to disturb his genetically altered aquatic scorpion colony."

"I'm afraid your bath is directly connected to the melting polar ice caps."

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'My client is therefore NOT guilty of malpractice. All he is guilty of is an error in judgment. He should have decided to be a plumber."

"I'm charging extra to remove the duct tape you thought would work."

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

I hate it when they start without us.

'That's your limescale problem sorted.'