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"I love your work!"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"I tested very high in playing."

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"Still on your left."

Paving over the window-box

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"Cool game!"

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

The dog wouldn't stand still

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

Tour de Pothole.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

Multi-core Mountain.

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

'You should have called me sooner.'

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

"If I acquire tech skills, I'll be too valuable to be someone's Thanksgiving feast."

Driveway pavior laying

"What already?"

The Internet meets the Interwet.

'What goes good together?'

Where golfers come from.

'Is this better?'

Wicked slice, Stanley