Pavement Prodigy Pillows

"I love your work!"

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"I tested very high in playing."

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"Still on your left."

Paving over the window-box

'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'

"Cool game!"

A Young Indoor Cyclist

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

The dog wouldn't stand still

Tour de Pothole.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'You like it? I'm getting a government grant for Phase 2.'

'You say it's milk, oh, oh, I must have hooked up the wrong pipes.'

Multi-core Mountain.

'This is Billy...my caddy and designated putter.'

'You should have called me sooner.'

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

'We have a problem. The computer game he invented promotes violence. But he was offered $10 million for it.'

"If I acquire tech skills, I'll be too valuable to be someone's Thanksgiving feast."

Driveway pavior laying

"What already?"

The Internet meets the Interwet.

'What goes good together?'

It's not worth planting a veggie garden at school. Only lettuce and radishes will be ready by vacation. How do you know? Eco Club. Everyone knows that tomatoes and beans aren't ripe 'til July. That's news to me. Me too! Maybe it is worth it. When do frozen peas ripen?

Where golfers come from.

'Is this better?'