Coding Prodigy T-Shirts

Mammon Industries - "He says his name is Billy and he's here to update our software."

'On my summer vacation I wrote a computer algorithm. I sold it, for thirty million dollars, to a social networking website.'

Irene, when is the new software manager coming in?

The Kid's A Genius!

"When I grow up, I'm writing the Great American App."

"Abstract Expressionism is definitely right for me at this stage of my career."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Anything you can compute I can compute better. I can compute anything better than you.'

'You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it while I was in the womb.'

'It was bound to happen - they're beginning to think like binary computers.'

'I know about the birds and the bees. Tell me about the bears and the bulls.'

'I'm sure that you are highly qualified. It's just that we're not hiring anyone at the third grade level.'

"I hear you've been doing exciting things with eggs and dye."

"You're 5 years old now, Timmy. It's about time you retain an attorney."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"It's an Eyesaur."

"Yes, you were born into the era of passwords and user-names. . . why do you ask, Mycat_2014?"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Still believe leaders are born not developed?"

"His first word was 'Dotcom'."

"Viola player coming through!"

Gracie for Queen...of the universe.

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"Attendance is up, but they tune out my sermon to play wordle."

"You're just gaming down there? Shouldn't you be issuing your first IPO for some billion dollar internet enterprise you've created?"

"Nicole’s parents celebrated her curious mind, even in those moments when it really depressed them."

Student - Haven't emailed in 2 days.

"The treasury has hacked into his computer and asked for ideas to solve the deficit"

"All the salmon has disappeared yet every door to the house was locked. Oh, it's a mystery all right."

Silicon Vale

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

Today at school...we did algorithms for Quantum computation.

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'Music hath charms,' &c.