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'Come and have a word with him, Tom. He's put all his pocket money in real estate, again!'

At first I thought it was just coincidence, but then I realized it corresponded directly to your shift.

"Some day, son, all this will be your ex-wife's."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'As my solicitor I think you could have negotiated that better.'

“It's $195 million. Now, I know what you're thinking: 'OK, what's the catch?'”

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"Aren't you the estate agent who sold us this house?"

'We'll convert it into flats and revitalise the area.'

'That's my boy...'

Reverse Mortgage.

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'Can we call a realtor now?!'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'The owner plays in the NBA.'

'Honey, it's the escrow people. They want to know if you could send a stool sample.'

'Gee! You must have lost some on this property!'

"Local authorities are always whining on about the cost of 'affordable' housing..."

The End of the Property Boom is Nigh.

House hunting is cruel.

Repossessions

'They're playing house.'

"I told you we should have sold last winter."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'I think you'll all rest easy knowing this is a gated community!'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Estate Agent - 'They're all mine.'

Strip Mine Estates - Mineral Rights? They're All Yours.

Mortgage up: 'Where?.'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

Little Investment on the Praire