Financial Prodigy T-Shirts

"All my lunch money's in real estate."

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

"His grades are very bad but he has quite a flair for financial matters!"

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

'That's my boy...'

"Mom, I made over $4 million dollars this year from my online business. So, instead of a children's book, read to me how the stock market is doing."

"Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Work hard. Save money. Yay!!! I died rich!"

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Investments - remember, you are what you invest in!

"As the executor for your mother's estate, let me say that she loved each of you, but she also loved Las Vegas."

Piggy bank #6: Union Jack.

'If only I'd spent as much time on my investment portfolio as I did on my lolly mix when I was a kid.'

Soaring Profits

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

Department of efficiency and cost analysis.

STRIP Hambone: Sucidal computer over company balance sheets

A burgandy from when the dow hit a record high.

"Gee, thanks! What rate of interest does it pay?"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

"I just need help getting started. A little seed money."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

Business News.

'Hey -- No fair peeking!'

'Wait a minute....!

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Let's see now. This one goes right here."

'I've crunched the numbers and you can afford to increase my allowance by 15.5%.'

"Today stocks hit a new high, just as global doom and gloom hit a new low."

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"..and if the chairman rings, find out who he is."

'Profit in the garbage.'

'It may not be a great report card but it beat the street expectations.'