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'Dad, you sold me on some bum investments.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'That's my boy...'

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

The United States' economy deflating.

Life on Earth - maths advice.

A collective sigh of relief.

Money down the drain.

Super-Mario Draghi

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

'Who knew this whole capitalist system was a bubble!'

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Be confident. Don't let others determine your value."

"Dear economists, we need a decision!"

God throwing books down to earth entitled "The Coming Recession".

A chill wind is blowing...

"But it's helping me learn my math!"