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"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

The day the stock market went UP.

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'The bad news is it's all our client's money.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'That's my boy...'

'Wake up! You should be worrying about our investments!'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"Squawk! Interest rates are going negative!"

"This is Alexander. He’ll be heading up our hacking division."

A statue of a businessman in a park with an inscription that reads "Outperformed the market".

"Look. He's just created his first text output object."

'Our portfolio is not going anywhere. I'm going to add some transportation stocks to the mix to see if that will move our investments along.'

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

"I see your point, but wouldn't it be more fun to spend it while I'm young enough to enjoy it?"

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"You have $3,098 in the bank? I'm impressed! So...do you think about investing it?"

A rising tide may lift all boats but I sank all my savings in beachfront properties.

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

"We don't do that kind of cattle futures, ma'am. You want Madam Mystic down the street."

We cater to the small investor.

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"So you're an investor who dabbles in art? I happen to be an artist who dabbles in money."

'May I have my allowance in gold bullion?'

"And now, if you don't want to know today's Dow Jones closing, look away from your set until the music stops."

Commodities Exchange. Around here, unloading 50 tons of pork bellies is not a physically demanding task.

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"Mom, I made over $4 million dollars this year from my online business. So, instead of a children's book, read to me how the stock market is doing."

'I don't mind having a husband who's a CFA, except when he starts figuring the internal rate of return of a mop.'