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"He's been on a power trip since his fantasy stock portfolio outperformed Warren Buffett's actual portfolio."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

'That's my boy...'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

Have you seen my money?

'I see you've renamed your portfolios Moe, Larry and Curley.'

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

'Are you looking for something in light blue, or dark blue, chips?'

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

Artistic Licence.

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

"Forget keeping all your eggs in one basket. What you need is a nest egg..."

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

'I've fallen and I can't get up.'

"Mom, I made over $4 million dollars this year from my online business. So, instead of a children's book, read to me how the stock market is doing."

Stock Market.

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

"Why does my investment portfolio have a toe tag?"

'No. The last time I tried to get my money to work for me it ran off and left me.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'