Pretend Portfolio Prodigy Pillows

"He's been on a power trip since his fantasy stock portfolio outperformed Warren Buffett's actual portfolio."

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"Ed and Helen's portfolio rose 3 point today on Dave's purchase of 100 shares..."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'That's my boy...'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'I sure wish there was a formula for picking the right mutual fund!'

'Now this is a fabulous strategy that has worked flawlessly every year, except for those when it failed miserably.'

Have you seen my money?

Artistic Licence.

First Little Piggy Investment Associates

'Those? Oh, they're nothing serious, they're just rumor trembles.'

'Are you looking for something in light blue, or dark blue, chips?'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"

"I've been too busy investing my enormous salary to be bothered running the company."

'Every time I break one of my investment rules, I put $10 in the mistake jar. As of today, it's worth more than my portfolio.'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

Common stock, Preferred stock, Private stock.

Wall Street walking traffic sign flashes 'Worry' and 'Don't Worry.'

'I've fallen and I can't get up.'

"Why does my investment portfolio have a toe tag?"

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

Stock Market.

'Ms. Booth, your portfolio is full of sound and fury signifying zero returns.'

"Hic! This must be the flusher.."

"It's called investing! You give me your worm now, I eat half of it, feed the other half to the fish and, in a month, we share the fish 10/90 my way. . ."

"Mom, I made over $4 million dollars this year from my online business. So, instead of a children's book, read to me how the stock market is doing."

'The market's been all over the place, today.'

'No. The last time I tried to get my money to work for me it ran off and left me.'

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Looks like we invested in a dysfunctional family of funds."