Finance Prodigy Pillows

'I'm thinking of selling all this stuff and investing the money in growth stocks.'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'That's my boy...'

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

Engineer on the move.

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Investment advice from father to son:"Learn to walk and then learn to invest. I'm depending on you to look after me when I grow old."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

'Bon Bons Away!'

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"Hello, Sally? I've decided not to go to the concert. . . my father said I'd have to use my own money!"

Dispute over pocket money

"Well, I thought of it as an innovative economic stimulus package, but the jury insisted on calling it securities fraud!"

'So you're a billionaire... Now what?' 'Have you learned to clean your room yet?'

'Is that the computer language you've been studying in school, dear?'

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"Mom, I made over $4 million dollars this year from my online business. So, instead of a children's book, read to me how the stock market is doing."

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

"Video game? No, I'm using the raise in my allowance to buy back stock."

The new groom is a very young boy who says he ought to understand horses because he has been amongst them all his life

'Why I personally dislike certain teachers.'

"How come Jasper's mutual fund is up twelve per cent and mine's only up eight?"

"You were employee of the month last month. What have you done lately?"

"Mooom! Bully is founding a multinational tech company!"

"Get me the coast.