Economic Prodigy Gifts

'Dad, you sold me on some bum investments.'

"Obviously some people here don't appreciate the gravity of our situation."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Squirrel putting nuts in a safe box.

"When I grow up, I want to become president and eventually the subject of a groundbreaking, critically-acclaimed Broadway musical."

Economic Outlook Conference - 'Remember the seating is optimist, pessimist, optimist,...'

Warning that Inflationary Policies Could Lead to Crash on Wall St

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"We're counting on you to reverse this trend before this afternoon's investors meeting."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"We've decided to diversify our funds on some candy!"

"You realize this means we won't be getting any government bailout money...?"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'That's my boy...'

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

The United States' economy deflating.

Life on Earth - maths advice.

A collective sigh of relief.

Money down the drain.

Super-Mario Draghi

"It's a graph of economic recovery...which way up do you want it?"

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

'One day son, all this will be theirs'.'

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."

'He's showing an interest in banking and finance.'

"Stocks tanked in the face of positive economic news just to mess your mind, dude!"

'Who knew this whole capitalist system was a bubble!'

'I'm an economist, but I try not to take myself too seriously.'

"Harold finds painting very therapeutic."

"Be confident. Don't let others determine your value."

God throwing books down to earth entitled "The Coming Recession".

A chill wind is blowing...

"Dear economists, we need a decision!"