Business Prodigy Gifts

"Most of what I want this year is listed on the Nasdaq."

'I see you plan to grow by 50 a year!'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

"Mooom! Bully is founding a multinational tech company!"

'I dabble in real estate.'

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"Should I mention that I sold my startup for three billion on my college application?"

"But it's helping me learn my math!"

"I want to open my first company when I'm 10...have 100 employees by the time I'm 23...gross $10 million by the time I'm 30...and take my company public when I'm 35!"

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

'Do you think, perhaps, that we could start shooting for a few longer-term goals around here?'

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Brian wanted to call the presentation "Synergy". Paula wanted to call it "Cooperation". They could never agree.

'Finally! A meeting with one of the bigwigs.'

'Our product flooded the market... Before backing up a deluge of consumer complaints!'

"Oh, yes, and there's plenty of opportunity for advancement."

'I have a plan 'B' but that's also dependent on a working projector bulb.'

UK/US Free Trade Deal

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

"Right about here there was a flattening of the curve. . ."

We should take a break. Ron's eyes have turned into spinning rainbow wheels.

"I've never said this to a woman before, but here goes: We're not paying you enough."

"Sorry, we've found an app that's better at being you than you!"

"I realize we had to liquidate some assets, but don't you think I'd be more productive if I had a desk?"

'Apparently, Smith's desk just couldn't withstand the weight of the paperwork we piled on his desk.'

'I like the way you handle responsibility, McWit, so I'm going to blame some stuff on you.'

Business meeting, CEO is dressed strangely as he asks: 'Any questions?'

'I've learned a lot about myself at these meetings...like, I can fall asleep with my eyes open!'

"The good news is that we do have a little wiggle room."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"How's your insomnia?" "Bad, I can't even fall sleep during meetings."

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

"All I can say is thank goodness for teleconferencing."

"Dammit, Johnson. You've got to start thinking outside of the box."

'Hey, look, I can stand up and shout, too!'