Sales Prodigy Gifts

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Olivia just hacked into the boy scouts' site and sold them 30,000 boxes of cookies.

Larry's used art

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

The Salesman

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'The school. My counselor told me to make the most of it...'

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Dog eat dog.'

Trade Show Sherpas

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

'That's my boy...'

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'