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A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

Larry's used art

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'What do you do with the time you save?'

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

It would be a painful forty five minutes before Arthur finally admitted he left his presentation at home.

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

The Salesman

'We're holding our own, but I'd really like to see some growth.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

Trade Show Sherpas

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"Here comes a client I must speak to. Excuse me while I slip into some jargon."

'Dog eat dog.'

"Al, you've been chosen Businessman of the Year by the Junior Chamber of Commerce."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"How's this for transparency: Our product isn't organic but our bullshit advertising it!"

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'We must grasp this new opportunity'

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

With the aid of a tactical dictionary, and was finally able to make sense of what the salesman was saying.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'Our most successful e-mail campaign was an offer to take customers off our e-mail list.'

"You're a shark! You're a killer! Nothing can stop you! Now get back in that boardroom and apologize."

'We raised the price, so at least as far as we're concerned it's new and improved.'

'That's my boy...'

"I know R&D feels that the product warrants at least two 'really'."

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

Brick Salesman

'It's too cheap, can I haggle you up?'

"While you make the sales presentation, Monica. I'll scope out the room and try to identify this company's Achilles heel!"