Sales Genius Gifts

The King of Salesmen says 'Why sir, I believe you need a new tie.'

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

Larry's used art

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Quick! We need a bigger chart in here!'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

'Which sounds better: 'now with MORE XZ100' or 'now with LESS XZ100'?'

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

The Salesman

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

'Maybe the reason we don't have those 'off the chart' sales anymore is because our charts are too big.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Soaring Profits

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Sales.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

Good morning, Boss. What're you going to do about it, Park? Are you just going to complain, or are you going to come up with an actionable plan. Complainers never do, Park, and doers never complain. I wasn't actually complaining. Our patrons buy 65% less cocoa on sunny days.

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Gerald Ratner's return

'Almost finished.'

'Sell South Africa!'