Sales Savvy Gifts

"It's our best seller. Of course, I would highly recommend you buy the extended warranty."

'That loud thud you'll hear when you leave the lot is just your new car dropping its value.'

"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?"

The Guilty Conscious of Salesmen

Another annoying window-to-window salesman.

Lee Roy is about to fail the sales training course.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

The Salesman

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

Sales.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Brick Salesman

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

Despite the economic downturn, sales are as good as ever.

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Gerald Ratner's return

'Almost finished.'