Sales Whiz Gifts

'Almost finished.'

"Your job is to coordinate these sales leads."

"We don't waterboard prisoners any more. We just lock them in a room with a used car salesman."

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'Hey we just hit our sales goal...for 1978.'

Two children are running lemonade stands outside their home; one stand is more popular than the other.

"What's a debenture?"

"Fantastic presentation! All of the investors loved it."

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"He's quick with the birds and bees stuff, but then comes the bulls and the bears..."

"You were right. Building an online business empire is even more fun than playing games."

"There are the arts, the sciences, agriculture, and commerce. Stick with commerce, if you know what's good for you."

Trade Show Sherpas

Preparing for casual dress friday at the investment bank.

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Dow Jones drop

'This financial report is frightening. Who wrote it, Stephen King?"

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

Money exchange

I want to make this company green the old fashion way...

"What comes after zillion?"

'My new browser is so fast I have to take motion sickness pills.'

'Keep asking for more allowance. It's good practice for negotiating future stock and option grants.'

"The hardest to convert are inches to centimeters."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

You don't have to explain the software to me. I wrote it.

"All it takes is a little marketing, Tia Carmen!"

A young boy sits behind a lemonade stand with a sign that reads "Lemonade 25¢ - Jay Antosh, Chief Executive Officer".

'How fast can you hype?'

'Those are my twins: NASDAQ and Dow. They were born at the height of the dot.com boom.'

'You certainly have a way with no words.'

Sales

'Dave will only turn the heating on when he thinks it's absolutely necessary.'