Sales Savvy Prints

"It's our best seller. Of course, I would highly recommend you buy the extended warranty."

'That loud thud you'll hear when you leave the lot is just your new car dropping its value.'

"If I'm not being too personal, how much do you pay for a cord of wood?"

The Guilty Conscious of Salesmen

Another annoying window-to-window salesman.

Herding insurance salesmen.

Lee Roy is about to fail the sales training course.

'I should not that the cherry and whipped cream were an afterthought created by our graphics dept.'

'I vote we hang the darn thing upside down and go home!'

"Now that I have everyone's attention..."

Sherlock Holmes selling Sherlock Holmes.

"Great! We're still going up! Chop a hole in the ceiling!"

"Jill Hamster's entrepreneurial disaster"

'What do you do with the time you save?'

"Bad things happen to people who don't buy my cookies, Sir."

The Salesman

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Okay, okay, be patient!'

Trade Show Sherpas

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

'Herb will provide one of his concise interpretations of the quarterly sales charts.'

Sales.

"Hire me and I'll bring in orders. Big orders. You're gonna need a bigger door."

"Hey! Plants are on sale again! Woo-hoo!"

Real Estate Krisp Flakes: Location! Location! Location!

'Miss Finch, find out what she does over there and offer her twice as much to do it over here.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

'I understand this was the day you seized, Ferguson?'

"So you're interested in medicine, public relations, business, contract negotiations and insurance law? Which one will you study in school?"

Gerald Ratner's return

"Post holiday sales look similar to the crater that killed the dinosaurs."

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

Brick Salesman

Sales Chart: Boomerangs LTD