Sales Ninja Gifts

"I'm busy...dump your card with the others."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The meeting will come to order."

Go team!

'Being the boss's yes-man used to be easier. Now you also have to 'like' him on facebook, follow him on Twitter, link with him on linked-in...'

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

Trade Show Sherpas

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Impressive resume, We'll verify it through Facebook, Twitter and Tumblr and get back to you,'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

The Card Flinger

"Is this about your raise?"

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

Mediation Process

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."