Sales Ninja Prints

"I'm busy...dump your card with the others."

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

'Which 'win' is ours? Because the one on the left looks bigger.'

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

'Very impressive educational background...now let's discuss WHO you know.!

"The meeting will come to order."

Go team!

'We're making progress. I just got a firm 'maybe'.'

'The toughest things you have to deal with in this job, is feelings and lawyers.'

"What if he's bluffing? What if he's not? What if the room just gets too hot?"

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."

'He's ruthless and greedy... so let's make sure he's on our side.'

'Three weeks of brutal alimony negotiations, Polly, and you settle for a cracker!'

'Why are you arguing? The customer is always right, you know! 'But he called you a crook!'

Trade Show Sherpas

"I don't think the guy with the business-card cannon has ever been to an actual networking event,"

'Make them a four billion dollar takeover offer, but don't cause a fuss.'

'Remember, Henson; we're not here to hobnob - we're here to schmooze.'

'I'm 60-40 in favor of the 60.'

'And I want that end table for $40...' When bargain hunters crack.

"New studies show that the so-called 'lucky man' made popular by the prog-rock band Emerson, Lake and Palmer was, in fact, just very well-connected."

There now, that wasn't too difficult was it!

The Card Flinger

"Is this about your raise?"

'I hope you made the prospect say no three times before you gave up.'

Mediation Process

'All right, I wanna know which one of you really like me and which ones are just networking...'

'This is a business lunch, Lowden. So, don't even think about enjoying yourself.'

"Oh, go on Jeffrey. . . Give him an order!"

'An application won't be necessary, Sir. . . if you did it, we know about it.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'I took your advice and told him either I get a raise or I quit!'

At the printers - "Business is booming I need 6 more business cards, ASAP."

Over enthusiastic headhunter